forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

(via grimjitter)

foreverize:

It’s funny how I have a better conversation in my head with myself, than I do with most people.

(via nefariousnonsense)

Open RP: Saeko

fakedick:

the-dangerous-dolls:

"Ah…I don’t think this shirt will hold my breasts…."

image

"Well, of course not, Saeko. This fabric is much too thin and weak to give any form of support and it the stitching you’ve done on it is horrendous. Why don’t you overlay it on some canvas and then accentuate the fabric’s features with some of this beautiful chartreuse you’ve picked out over here?"

image

Tim Gunn snapped his fingers.

"Make it work!"

(via ai-em-maes)

http://thorkizilla.tumblr.com/post/93067365657/barbeauxbot-like-let-me-explain-a-little-bit

barbeauxbot:

Like, let me explain a little bit more about why this upsets me. Recently, we had Kate Bishop, America Chavez, Sif and Valkyrie all in the spotlight. Kate was a relatively new character, America was a very new character, and Sif and Valkyrie have been around for decades.